Take this quick test to find out:

1. Do you look at every motorcycle you pass on the highway?

2. Can you recognize a Harley from a Honda just by the sound?

3. If it looks like rain, do you ride your bike to work, even though you have a perfectly good car at home?

4. Do you take your bike to work even though it is raining?

5. Do you consider the kitchen table the perfect place to rebuild a motor?

6. When you fall off your bike, is your first thought about the condition of your bike?

7. Do friends and relatives consider you crazy?

8. Do strangers consider you crazy?

9. If you don't have a garage, do you keep your bike in the house?

10. You do have a garage and you still keep your bike in the house.

11. Did you leave your 1st wife because she thought your biker buddies were "scum"?

12. Do you dream about riding?

If you answered yes to at least 5 of the questions above, you may be a motorcycle nut. If you answered yes to at least 8 of the questions, you probably are a motorcycle nut. If you answered yes to all 12 questions, you are a really cracked nut!